On the off chance that I somehow manage to create an alternative Universe, or that one exists and is looking to me for some guidance, through some remote, currently one-way, communication channel. Here is my cabinet of links for the most important offices:

Ministry for beer: www.beeradvocate.com

Ministry for football: www.leedsunited.com

Ministry for Humour: www.richardherring.com

Ministry for Spanking: www.adelehaze.com

Campaign for real women?

Yea. I think I've probably missed the boat on this one to some extent. The thing is, I've appreciated the curvy female form for as long as I can remember. I liked big butts 30 years ago, a long time before it became fashionable to do so. In some demented alternative Universe I would be World President of an organisation called the Campaign for Real Women, which actively promoted all those normal beautiful curvy women out there that you see every day at the supermarket, and at the same time poured scorn on the monster image that has been created by the media that skinny is somehow attractive.

I'm sorry, but I really wouldn't feel safe leaving my 9 year old daughter in a room with those men who lust after that type of image. Think about it. It's quite worrying really. Well, it is to me anyway.

But...who is Remus?

Hello!...my name is Remus, and I am the brother of Romulus, the famous Roman legendary...
STOP. WAIT....Just wait a minute. Is your name Remus?
Yes, yes it is.
And are you the brother of Romulus?
Yes, that's right I am.
Wait. Listen to the actual words in the question "Are you Remus, the brother of Romulus. Romulus of Rome. The famous one.....Well?...
In a sense.
Oh, and what sense is that?
A completely untrue, made up sense...but still..

Well, it's been a good few weeks since I created this blog (whilst in a drunken stupor (really?..you don't say...)) and so as I return to it now, similiarly refreshed, I can't help but think it's probably time to start posting a few things (pissed as I may be).